Wipe Your Feet

Indulge me for a hot sec:

When pot is legal everywhere, we will have no deficit.  Music will improve.  Trader Joe’s will start making boston cream pie.  The Twilight Zone will be remade with a giant budget.  Everything will be available in 3D.  Normal eyeglasses will have a 3D function.  The farmer’s market will have a donut stand.  The bathrobe will be improved upon.  Key Lime soda will be stocked at every supermarket.  Children will go to bed on time.  Hammocks sell out everywhere.  Ikea rips off the ball chair with the speakers inside.  Netflix will be available on a 10-cents-per-movie basis, to accomodate the lazy.  Spaceland will start getting the good bands.  Traffic will lessen because more people will be safe on their sofas, laughing at an infomercial, or lying on the lawn being like fuck yeah, America, and drinking their hundredth arnold palmer of the day.