Wipe Your Feet

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HEY LADIES AND GAY DUDES:

Bret or Jemaine?

Posted on January 19, 2009 with 21 notes
1. fallingdeep liked this
2. cassandralee reblogged this from lifeoutofbalance and added:
  
  Excuse me, but why are you asking me to choose? I can’t. Nope. Maybe Bret…
3. christinahaberkern liked this
4. kylenegoesrawr reblogged this from mollylambert
5. leslielynn reblogged this from mollylambert and added:
  
  Jemaine. I am a big girl…Bret is too petite for me. Plus, have you seen Jemaine’s lips?! I mean come on!
6. yellowhat reblogged this from oldfilmsflicker and added:
  
  bolimic. If I have to choose (which I don’t think I would have to choose, they’re so co-dependent), I choose Jemaine.
7. oldfilmsflicker reblogged this from funeralface and added:
  
  bret. even if he is a little bit bulimic.
8. pyoko reblogged this from funeralface and added:
  
  jemaine. bret kind of grosses me out (in a funny way), but jemaine is sexy sultry.
9. hollyso reblogged this from funeralface and added:
  
  Jemaine, because he mumbles.
10. lifeoutofbalance reblogged this from funeralface and added:
  
  Team Bret. He is just too adorable.
11. funeralface reblogged this from nick-andopolis and added:
  
  obviously Bret, he’s got it going on
12. nick-andopolis reblogged this from mollylambert and added:
  
  Bret for his sweaters and bluetooth.
13. putmybluesaway reblogged this from mollylambert and added:
  
  jemaine! he doesn’t get enough love.
14. castlerising reblogged this from mollylambert and added:
  
  Umm BOTH! I don’t want to have to chooose
15. mollylambert reblogged this from celesterstallone and added:
  
  Clearly Jemaineian.
16. celesterstallone reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  bret for his animal sweatshirts and the hair helmet
17. melissamayhem reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  Jermaine. It’s his lips.
18. bricorama reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  Bret. Mainly cause he looks like the Kiwi version of the guy I had a crush on for all of high school.
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