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Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

Tess dot Lynch at Gmail dot com.

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  • Last night the commercials were on mute while I watched something in real-time. I was having a conversation and half-looking at the television when I caught the tail end of this ad for Ralph’s.

    What were they thinking, here? I know now that this is part of a WHOLE CAMPAIGN of cartoons humping produce. Did no one, at some point, say, “Hey Larry, hey Wanda, you know, I liked the idea at first…but there’s something in the execution that makes it look like this is a gaggle of humping-crazed lunatic cartoons trying to sell me corn to which they’ve just finished making love.” Don Draper smacks the table and says flatly, “No.” Peggy Olson can’t un-see the club-card-sexing guy at the end and goes home and drinks herself into a coma. Do we love Mad Men because we’re hungry for commercials that look like they were made by someone who cared? Don’t get me wrong, there are lots of good commercials out there; but this one?

    Are these flubs tongue-in-cheek? Are commercials starting to make fun of us?

    Posted on June 15, 2010 with 11 notes

    1. zelnox answered: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    2. severeponyface answered: OMG we’re all headed to the grave.
    3. severeponyface liked this
    4. towerofsleep reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
      am laughing hysterically right now....am pretty much crazed with laughter.
    5. ackb liked this
    6. dontstopbereaving answered: Disgruntled animators.
    7. ecantwell liked this
    8. justintheamazingallan answered: I think sometimes they are. But then other times, they are just genuinely oblivious and stupid.
    9. urbandreamss answered: I think they’re just trying to appeal to the general public and sadly, they do. But I’m not sure if it’s actually helping Ralphs make sales.
    10. therealkatiewest liked this
    11. tesslynch posted this
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