Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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Fans of the analogy..

ace138:

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ace138:

Riddle me this.

Subject: Apologies.

Girls:Flowers :: Boys:_______

Hrm. Boys? Thoughts?

well, that implies that girls would do something wrong and have to apologize to a boy. Since is not impossible, this riddle is unsolvable.

Perfect but doesnt help!

Are we all thinking the same thing, but our moms read our blogs?

Posted on January 5, 2009 via Insomniacs Anonymous with 28 notes

Source: ace138
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  Always remember this: blowjobs are flowers for men. Or at least according to someecards they are. True stuff.
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  Flowers won’t work for me unless they’re my absolute favorite, which I don’t actually vocally tell anyone—you just have...
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  Goddammit Andy, you took the words right out of my mouth.
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  Tickets or Toys.
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  I’m gonna go with yes on that one.
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  Ive gotten porn and bj suggestions. But I think those things in a fight are a little inappropriate. In other matters, I...
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  Are we all thinking the same thing, but our moms read our blogs?
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  is it sterotypical to say a blow job? how about a steak dinner? tickets to a sporting event? or if we are talking about...
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  well, that implies that girls would do something wrong and have to apologize to a boy. Since that is not possible, this...
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  Hrm. Boys? Thoughts?
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