Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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How sick are you? Very? Then:

6 shots whiskey

half bottle honey

juice of 2 lemons

You’ll wake up sometime next week when you feel better.

thecount:

malty:

Hot Toddy Recipe

(I’m still sick)

1 tspn of honey
3/4 glass tea
3 shots of brandy
1 lemon wedge

I used to make my Hot Toddies as:

1 cup hot water

2 shots whiskey

1 tspn honey

lemon juice to taste.

Delicious.

Posted on January 2, 2009 via Malty with 35 notes

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  How sick are you? Very? Then: 6 shots whiskey half bottle honey juice of 2 lemons You’ll wake up sometime next week when...
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