Wipe Your Feet

unicornfandance:

via singlescoop:snowblind:

i haven’t ever done meth but i dated a guy who dabbled in it.

he told me a funny story about his “friend” who came over to his house one afternoon where everyone was getting high. this friend whips out a briefcase and goes “yo guys check it out! i finally fucking did it! i built my own fax machine” and with a flourish they dude opens up the briefcase to reveal a telephone and a pile of paper.

meth is a helluva drug.

You know there was a wiretap (a fly?  A speck of ketchup?) on that fax machine.  He should be really careful, because the Feds are really on top of “fax beta.”