Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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spitintheocean:

lickystickypicky:

This is exactly what they did to me so many ages ago….I have a hunch I am adopted too….(they just don’t understand my crazyness.)
(via Pixdaus)

This is for you, Cass.

Oh my god. Those pigs are dressed up like tigers.

Posted on December 5, 2008 via Agent 3Z with 41 notes

Source: lickystickypickywe
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  Apparently mixing species is...common practice in Chinese zoos
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  guess this cat doesn’t order the pig in a blanket special at IHOP… esquisse:
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  Tiger thoughts… Must continue to let them think I don’t notice. Must let them get bigger. Patience. Patience… davereed:
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  Freakishly adorable.
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  This is awesome, but I’m not volunteering for the human testing.
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  ::sputters:: Possibly the greatest thing I’ll see today.
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  and their ironic leopard print raised a red flag so I did a little investigating. What I discovered is nothing short of...
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  “Secret spy journal: Our disguises seem...be working; she suspects nothing. Operation...
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  Oh my god. Those pigs are dressed up like tigers.
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  I am pretending this how Piglet and Tigger met.
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