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Monopoly Game
Because I am lazy, I just taped all of our monopoly game pieces to the dining room table. There are like 50 of them. This fact is terrifying, but whatever. I’ma be a winner, McDonalds. I will continue to eat you until I die, or win the Monopoly Game.
N.B. I think it’s fucked up that they don’t Monopolize-Game every item on their menu. Cruel, actually, is the word for it.
Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.
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Internet Identity Crisis at The Morning News
No Actor Parking at n+1
Your Underwear I Swear Is Cuter Than Mine at This Recording
Silly Questions for Smart People
OTHER VENTURES, OTHER GAINS
Coming & Crying, a book with something wot I wrote inside
Tessipes, my recipe blog.
I pitched you some musicals at The Awl, don't you remember?
Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.
