Wipe Your Feet

I never got past pre-calculus and discrete math, and I get hives when I play basketball. But these flaws are but tiny grains of sand in the enormous desert of my Awesome, across which roam the majestic herds of my Thoughts. This is the oasis in which they birth their young Thoughts, which will grow up to be the Thoughts of Tomorrow.

Tess dot Lynch at Gmail dot com.

7 Questions at Counterforce.

Silly Questions for Smart People at Skeet on Mischa.

OTHER VENTURES, OTHER GAINS

Overheard At Starbucks, my spy-themed side project.

Tessipes, my recipe blog.

Dear Molly McAleer

itsbedtime:

mollylambert:

tesslynch:

Tess: Can we be BFF with Molly McAleer?

Molly (Lambert): yes
I love her
I would be willing to give up being “molly” in her presence
and be “lambert”
so that she might reign as queen of mollys

Tess:
we should write her and ask her on a date
be like, we’ll buy you a salad

Molly:
she’s so funny
and she bought a vagina costume

Tess: omgggg

Molly:
you should proposition her
via tumblar

Tess: i don’t think she follows me. you’ll have to reblog!

Molly: Will do

[Edit: our love is 4 real]

Uh, hey guys. I’m a total loser. You can totally be friends with me if you want.

losers 3 we shall be. also i now want the pointy false eyelashes instead of the straight line. that is how much your anna nicole makeover inspired me.

Posted on September 4, 2008 via Wipe Your Feet with 4 notes
1. tesslynch reblogged this from itsbedtime and added:
  
  losers 3 we shall be. also i now want the pointy false eyelashes instead of the straight line. that is how much your...
2. itsbedtime reblogged this from mollylambert and added:
  
  Uh, hey guys. I’m a total loser. You can totally be friends with me if you want.
3. tylercoates reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  You can add another notch...your lipstick case, McAleer.
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