Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.

This is Wayne Coyne’s bathroom.

Posted on February 18, 2010 with 40 notes
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  What the motherfuck. Coolest dood ALIVE. Meg and I used to watch his interview on the Coachella DVD like seven times in...
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  GOD I CAN’T SEE THE TEEVEE THE HANGING FIREPLACE IS IN THE WAYYY. SPLISH. SPLASH.
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  MTV Cribs - Flaming Lips edition
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  completely unnecessary and even more awesome.
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  reminds me of the room in Woody Allen’s Sleepers where they play with the orgasmo ball.
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