Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.

My parents just sent me this. It’s important that you see.

Posted on February 12, 2010 with 103 notes
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  Dog with hands? …too funny.
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  Crazy - in Chris Rock voice.
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  Damn. You know right away, I mean, before you even click on the video,...dogs don’t have...
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