Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

Tess dot Lynch at Gmail dot com.

The Vicarious Heartache of Teen Star Breakupsat NYMag's The Cut

Internet Identity Crisis at The Morning News

No Actor Parking at n+1

Your Underwear I Swear Is Cuter Than Mine at This Recording

Silly Questions for Smart People

OTHER VENTURES, OTHER GAINS

Coming & Crying, a book with something wot I wrote inside

Tessipes, my recipe blog.

I pitched you some musicals at The Awl, don't you remember?

Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.

Short Story

Bob poured himself a glass of tart cherry juice.

“I really like this stuff,” he said aloud. “It tastes like cherry pie.”

Thirty years later, he died.

Posted on August 31, 2012 with 68 notes
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