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Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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  • I pass the Jollibee every day; you know, Jollibee, home of the chickenjoy and juicy yumburger. I’ve been wondering what it is for some time. Here is the answer:
Review from here: I don’t know what is in Jollibee Chicken Joy. Kids just love it so much. When my nephew was younger, all he ate was Jollibee Chicken Joy when he was not feeling well. My son loves it too. Before he only ordered chicken to have the toy that comes with it. Now he orders it even when he does not like the toys from the Jollibee. He has really acquired the taste for Chicken Joy. Personally, it’s the gravy that comes with it that I like. I like my Chicken Joy with lots of gravy on it. I even put much on my rice when I eateat more rice. I don’t know if that effect is a good thing.  The meat is also delicious. I wonder if they marinate the chicken first before they fry the chicken. Whatever they are doing, it’s really working wonders for Chicken Joy. I think it’s one of the hot sellers of Jollibee. It’s their trademark. It’s not a wonder that Jollibee has already expanded and opened branches in China and even the US. Rating: 8 

    I pass the Jollibee every day; you know, Jollibee, home of the chickenjoy and juicy yumburger. I’ve been wondering what it is for some time. Here is the answer:

    Review from here: I don’t know what is in Jollibee Chicken Joy. Kids just love it so much. When my nephew was younger, all he ate was Jollibee Chicken Joy when he was not feeling well. My son loves it too. Before he only ordered chicken to have the toy that comes with it. Now he orders it even when he does not like the toys from the Jollibee. He has really acquired the taste for Chicken Joy. Personally, it’s the gravy that comes with it that I like. I like my Chicken Joy with lots of gravy on it. I even put much on my rice when I eateat more rice. I don’t know if that effect is a good thing. The meat is also delicious. I wonder if they marinate the chicken first before they fry the chicken. Whatever they are doing, it’s really working wonders for Chicken Joy. I think it’s one of the hot sellers of Jollibee. It’s their trademark. It’s not a wonder that Jollibee has already expanded and opened branches in China and even the US.
    Rating: 8 


    Posted on December 14, 2009 with 27 notes

    1. hiwonakamura reblogged this from nathanieljams and added:
      compared to the local ones. besides, the tastiest thing in the menu...Chicken Joy. Or...
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    4. liezlwashere reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
      I’m Filipino, and I won’t...and burgers, but real Filipino food is only acceptable if
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    8. keessh reblogged this from nathanieljams and added:
      hate Jollibee, HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!! Even when...little. GAG. My co-worker...
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    11. nathanieljams reblogged this from melissamayhem and added:
      — Jollibee is a dealbreaker. I went out with a girl who was not Filipino and thought it’d be a good idea for us to go to...
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    16. melissamayhem reblogged this from writer-b and added:
      Guys - do yourself a favor and NEVER EAT AT JOLLIBEE. Sorry Filipino friends. It’s disgusting.
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      used to drive by...always curious (but...eat-it-myself...
    20. writer-b reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
      just had guests in from out...place five times over
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      joke….like some real-life Clerks 2 shit. Except there were actually cars in...should’ve...
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