I.

today i dog-sit.

you, me, dogs, cats, new year’s eve.

i am an ancient.

II.

today i dog-sit.

i wanted to. i love dogs.

i love to sit, stay.

III.

i ask my parents:

do your knee caps ever slide?

“lack of muscle” — oh.

IV.

i love to sit, stay.

i can drink champagne, can you

hold this fat ass joint?

V.

(this fat ass joint that

would have been legal, voters

okay, moving on.)

VI.

what was twenty ten?

snooki nicole polizzi

i saw you there, girl.

VII.

what was twenty ten?

manicure menagerie

the servers went down.

VIII.

knee caps resemble

mushrooms floating in muscle

muscle holds them there.