I.

What have you eaten?

Hey, what did you eat today?

Was it any good?

II.

Mark Bittman hates pop

He says, “Limit pop for kids”

I say, “Can it, Mark.”

III.

A big Seven Up

Summer day, sweating buckets

Mark, shut up your face.

IV.

Put mayonnaise on

To give your sandwich some slide

No quinoa prison.

V.

What good is summer?

One hundred summers without

A single cola?

VI.

What have you eaten?

Cardboard grains, salmon, water

Your last meal: carrots.

VII.

One fountain soda

The size of New Mexico

I’d go out on that.