Wipe Your Feet

Tess Lynch is a writer and a gentlewoman. You can read her essays at Grantland and GOOD magazine. Previously, her work has appeared on The Morning News, Salon, Granta online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin.

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Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.

I wrote about Demi Moore, canned drugs, fake Fleetwood Mac monikers and 911 calls for Grantland.

If you want to make the case that soap operas are fictionalized celebrity dream machines, may I point out that soaps are dead? I did find a lot of pleasure ditching MCM classes to watch Passions back in the day, but I think we can find something more modern, or at least less familiar. Right?

(But do you remember the strange coincidence of Josh Ryan Evans’ death of a heart defect on the very same day his character Timmy donated his heart to Charity Standish and sacrificed his own life?)

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