Wipe Your Feet

Newer

Older

Watching “Melancholia” Is Like
- Staring at a broken egg timer waiting for it to go off while you listen to a CocoRosie song slowed to 1/30th speed.
- Taking four hours to eat a bowl of oatmeal, no butter, no sugar, no syrup, uncooked, with a hair in it.
- Listening to a radio play that was originally written in Swedish, then translated into German, and finally into English. In the dark. With a stranger who won’t stop weeping and touching your leg. In a room that smells like cigars.
- Waiting for Godot, only Godot shows up, but everyone else has left. Godot waits around for a long time anyway, then enters into Myst and freezes the game.
- Overdosing on cement mix and diet tonic water.
- Eating fifty packs of cinnamon gum while being told you’ve disappointed your family over a bad cell phone connection.
- Wearing clothes made of an itchy, beige, wool-lead blend to a press conference about track lighting.
- Breaking your front tooth on a piece of vanilla fudge.
- Taking an ice-cold bath while someone reads you Dogsong.
Posted on December 2, 2011 with 643 notes
1. snufflypuff reblogged this from fujiidom
2. web-hosting-company-in-delhi reblogged this from tesslynch
3. kanske liked this
4. cubierta-de-piscina liked this
5. website-designing-company-delhi reblogged this from tesslynch
6. anddot reblogged this from tesslynch
7. plays-with-squirrels liked this
8. valdasine liked this
9. innndy liked this
10. bbravery reblogged this from fujiidom
11. chichikov reblogged this from schadenfraulein
12. bonafidebec liked this
13. stitchintheseams reblogged this from arbitrarily
14. philafluxia reblogged this from mynameisdriftwood and added:
  
  so. accurate. I think the bolded one is my favorite.
15. mynameisdriftwood reblogged this from stitchintheseams
16. alanao reblogged this from tesslynch
17. alandofmilkandhoney liked this
18. neutrinojourney liked this
19. sevensamureye liked this
20. jeninpixels reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  It’s true. It’s so true. Lars, I wanted...movie. It was very pretty. And very, very, very...
21. jesussavesispendd liked this
22. kaleidoscopebreaths liked this
23. haircells reblogged this from tesslynch
24. father-of-the-groom-speech reblogged this from tesslynch
25. father-of-the-groom-speech liked this
26. sacramento-george liked this
27. cincoted liked this
28. skljhfdsv liked this
29. gotmine reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  wintergreen altoids and you’re not too far off from
30. iceageheatwave reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
  
  Obviously I really need...see Melancholia.
31. failuresofspring liked this
32. lalahowthislifegoeson liked this
33. iamstillasleep reblogged this from pfunks
34. mish-thequiche liked this
35. ollygolightly25 liked this
36. pfunks reblogged this from agent-355
37. pedazosdelaluna reblogged this from walnutsky
38. allolemonde reblogged this from tesslynch
39. elevatedknees liked this
40. wittgensteinsbeetle liked this
41. rednailpolishblackmascara reblogged this from space-bat
42. britthollenbrau liked this
43. kimberlyk liked this
44. undiaenelmundo liked this
45. angelaryannnnn reblogged this from knownmanifester
46. sideffects liked this
47. gotmine liked this
48. perpetualcollapse liked this
49. currentboat reblogged this from leighway
50. jacquisaysno reblogged this from 1choppickle-2chopsalad
51. Show more notesLoading...

Watching “Melancholia” Is Like