July 2012
Addendum
1. Thank you!
2. The baby has been born, but won’t be appearing on this blog so that he has less reasons to hate me later in life. My maternity leave is now over and I’ll be back to work next week. I haven’t slept since June 27, so tjat shud be intrestingg.
Sunday Story Time
The Farrells sat on the patio of their Hawaiian hotel bungalow. A flock of butterflies floated overhead. The sun hovered over the ocean vista like a flamin’ hot synthetic-cheese-dusted macadamia nut. Somewhere nearby, a person was playing the ukulele.
“Oh God,” said Cathy from behind the paper, “did you hear poor Patsy Dinkle passed away?”
“Oh God, no,”...