cody chesnuTT —everybody’s brother
jay ferguson —thunder island
"Girls" is from Mars, Women are from Venus
I like that Girls exists. I like its style, I like Jemima Kirke in general, I like women who make things that aren’t cute, I like seeing regular-looking naked people, and I like anything that reminds me of “Scotty Doesn’t Know.” I also don’t enjoy watching Girls, even though in theory it’s right up my alley, because I feel like I am from a planet that’s...
I! AM! AN! ORDINARY! GUY!
Though I’m sure this isn’t technically true, it seems — at least in my mind, where I sometimes rewrite the truth to suit my purposes — that every morning for the past few weeks I wake up (temporarily — that’s what snooze is for) at exactly 8:15 AM and check my phone to see a little pop-up news item telling me that someone has died. MCA, or Maurice Sendak, or...
soul coughing — janine
Your Dreams are So Boring, Put Them on Your Blog
My car’s full of people who forgot their contact lenses and glasses, and I’m on a freeway to Yorba Linda. I keep explaining that I’d rather someone else take over, but they’re all relatively blind. All of the exits just put me back on track to the Yorb. Everyone’s hungry and there are no radio stations. In line for Splash Mountain at Disneyland, the animatronic...