April 2011
March 2011
WE NEED TO TALK
Jennifer boarded the MetroNorth at Grand Central. The air was hot, dry, and stanky. That’s funny, she thought, it’s peak hours but no one is here but the conductor. The conductor made a grand hand-sweeping gesture as Jennifer found her seat. The doors closed. “We need to talk,” he said. DUN DUN DUNNNN
Edwin had just finished making dinner: spaghetti a la mystere. His wife...
Janice Visits L.A.
Hey you guys,
I’ll be in LA for 10 days starting next Tuesday. I’m so incredibly ready to leave this thundersnow. I’ll be staying in San Diego (I know it’s not technically L.A., but it’s SUCH a beautiful drive you guys!!) and would love to visit the following a-mazing attractions: the Getty Villa, LACMA, Universal Studios (I will FREAK OUT), Disneyland, a taping of...
The Amusement Park of Pathetic Phrases
PLEASE GIVE WORLD
Rides:
Can You Find It In Your Heart? maze
Consider The Children cruise
A Chance For a Better underwater adventure
Millions and Millions of Women and Children Who Never Got a Chance onstage at last
I’M SORRY LAND
Cafeteria:
I’m Such a Little Shit kebabs
I Thought We Were Having a Good Time soju station
What Are You Going To Do, Leave Me? restrooms
Rides:
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Greg Moves to New York
Dear New York Friends,
I can’t believe it, but in four days I’ll be living in New York! Now, I need your help. I’d like to find a good place to crash for free for a few weeks while I find something more permanent. A private bedroom and bathroom would be nice; I really like eastern light so I get that nice morning buzz on, holler if you hear me right!! I know. Please get back to...