December 2011
How Do I Find Time to Blog When My Life is So...
About a million times a day, people ask me how to find time to blog when their lives are so busy. “I know blogging is important, because my followers depend on me for information about what I’m wearing, how I look, and what things I hate. But lately, I’ve been so busy eating egg rolls and buying things with which to make more egg rolls, I just don’t have the time!”...
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I have over-saturated your internet today. I’m sorry. It began with a post about the X Factor on Grantland, and continued (and will now end) with a post about Five Dollar Friday at GOOD. Remember Five Dollar Friday? I hoped it would explode and become a phenomenon, but it never did, maybe because $5 became less and less expendable; even so, it was one of the most fun and most rewarding...
Watching "Melancholia" Is Like
Staring at a broken egg timer waiting for it to go off while you listen to a CocoRosie song slowed to 1/30th speed.
Taking four hours to eat a bowl of oatmeal, no butter, no sugar, no syrup, uncooked, with a hair in it.
Listening to a radio play that was originally written in Swedish, then translated into German, and finally into English. In the dark. With a stranger who won’t stop...
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