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I recorded an episode of the podcast This American Wife last night with Ned and Eric. First of all, this meant admitting that I don’t listen to podcasts nor was I completely air-tight on what they were or what they did; then, when in the ensuing discussion podcasts were compared to the radio, I was faced with the fact that I have also never been on the radio, except once in college when I...
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hennnypotter asked: IS YOUR DRESS A WATERMELON!?!?!
nobody loses all the time e.e. cummings i had an uncle named Sol who was a born failure and nearly everybody said he should have gone into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable of all to use a highfalootin phrase luxuries that is or...
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This has been in my head for three weeks. It set up a little studio/efficiency situation in the back of my mind and it spends most of its time whispering its lyrics into my sound-processors. I wish the Neptunes could produce my entire life.
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Epic Magazine: I'm Eating Astronaut Ice Cream at... →
Let’s try an exercise. I say, “Costco.” What do you say? A ten-ton bag of chicken parts? Six thousand diet Pepsis? Roast chickens on a spit? Enough toilet paper to get you through the rest of your life? I don’t have a Costco card, but I am always thinking about getting one; Costco is the…
I didn’t write the bio that follows this (thank you Ned), but I wrote the rest, for the...
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Yipster: French in Action →
Bridget writes about French in Action for Yipster. I should add that:
1. Molly, Bridget and I had French class together a few times. I usually spent a lot of French class applying foundation in the bathroom, Bridget actually seemed to care and would correct her own verbs, and Molly fell asleep and went on tangents (in English) that used to upset our 12th-grade French teacher so much that class...
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a bright wall in a dark room.: Villains Week:... →
MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN MAIM YOUR PENIS
by Tess Lynch
Why do horror films exist? This is, apparently, a question that people other than me ask. Why do we like to be scared and uncomfortable? Why will we pay for this experience? Some theories: because society is violent we want to see…
This is the kind of time I’m grateful for the auto-truncate feature for re-blogs. You know,...
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Things that are awesome:
omco:
80 degree days wherein you catch some sun at the pool for a couple of hours, drink an ice cold bev, go back to your apartment, and pass out in your bikini top
haiku about things that are awesome
I.
Sleeping post-swimming:
Garp drank some hurricanes and
dreamt of undertoads.
II.
Today: caught some sun,
Drank a bev, and pass’d out in
Only the top clothes.
III.
That old...