August 2009
aM laboratory →
laurataylor:
this is the best thing that’s happened to me this week. you’re gonna love it!
also known as make-your-own-múm song.
THERE IS NO GREATER LOVE
than:
1. Having enough paper towels, toilet paper, salt, dish soap, kitchen sponges, and coffee filters to last a lifetime.
2. Efficiently throwing away: tiny scraps of paper, ancient bills, plastic objects, rotten cosmetics, those horrible shoes.
3. Somebody buys you a cheeseburger out of the goodness of his or her heart.
4.An animal appears to prefer you over his/her owner.
5. Grapefruit on...
July 2009
Oh, Coop
Ryan Atwoodn’t hit this.
The E-Harmony Wikipedia Is Fascinating and...
Why does this creep me out? It’s hard to put a finger on it, exactly.
From the eHarmony wiki entry:
“Methodology
Compatibility is the core tenet at eHarmony, as indicated by most people whom have used the site. As CEO Greg Waldorf explained, “It’s not about matching people who like certain hobbies … it’s about compatibility. You go on to the site and tell us about...
What Tivo Holds, Like Some Forgotten Pearl --
You know what I get to do after this audition?
Watch the episode of Obsessed with the lady with tooth OCD.
In the teaser she called her teeth “ticking time bombs” and confessed to seeing the dentist 75 times in the past 2 years. Let’s be real, lady. Have I seen the dentist 75 times in 26 years? Our problems are not similiar, no, they’re not. But I do feel you on the tooth...
Tessays
At some point, I tacked epigraphs onto my college papers, and from then on, everything was different: have you ever used a carefully-considered epigraph on something that’s going to be graded by another party? Can you imagine how excited someone is when, shuffling through a stack of term papers about something as stale as, oh, Gary Paulsen or the most obscure artist you can think of, they...
I Just Saw A Woman On Trading Spouses...
…eating a fried egg with a knife and fork while driving a car.
who remembers this Aaliyah slow jam? →
micmars:
SAY YES DON’T SAY NO great late-night radio surprise.
Yes and how about If Your Girl Only Knew, which is still such a great radiorgasm when it comes on?
Kicking and Screaming (1995)
filmosophy:
I’M REMINISCING THIS RIGHT NOW
by Meaghan O’Connell
Kicking and Screaming is the kind of movie you tell your friends they have to see, and when they oblige, sit staring at the tv thinking, “Maybe this was a mistake.” 20 minutes in you start to look around nervously, waiting for them to laugh at the good parts. Where are all the fucking good parts? Are they just ruining...