June 2009
It Was Bound To Happen
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May 2009
I Had A Thought, But Then I Lost It
A few nights ago I thought I was a genius because I came up with an idea for a buddy film in which two roommates both refuse to buy toilet paper, and this starts a war between them.
So when people tell you smoking pot is without negative side effects, you can tell them this, and they will understand that they were wrong.
Acting Class Today
I really wanted to hate the one act Your Mother’s Butt based on the title, but it’s Alan Ball and also really good so…that story just ended.
NPR: Download Your Favorite NPR Stories →
sayyes:
Like this one about cilantro haters and supertasters!
palate-cleanser.
Deliver Us From Evil
Does not equal
Deliver Us From Eva
Prediction
The people you are friends with on facebook, but who are not your friends, will later be the characters who populate your novels.
I am going to start my own show with some locavores nearby. We’re going to live in a dorm and grow our own food. It’s called “Suite Life of Tess and Vegetarians.”
Success Formula for Getting and Keeping a...
lafleurinc:
1. Decide want kind of man you want. 2. Find out what kind of girls he likes. 3. Know what kind of fashions pleases him. 4. Don’t masquerade in clothes you hate just to attract a man. Be sure you are really, deep down in side, this kind of girl. If not, find another man! 5. Learn all you can about him - his hobbies, his interests, his likes, his dislikes. 6. Be interested in his...
noooooooooooooooo!
Water-use fines in California. Five-minute showers. Now you’re going to hear the deepest sigh imaginable coming out of me. But my baaaaaaaaaaaths.
Whatever, I know, I know, the environment. You win, DWP. You win.
But Wait!
Ahem!
Certain constituents in red wine may be able to reverse some of the damage caused by cigarettes, suggests a new study presented at the European Society of Cardiology meeting in Vienna last week.
The small study found that red wine, but not its alcohol content, counteracted acute arterial dysfunction left by cigarettes. The researchers from Alexandra Hospital in Athens, Greece, reported...
A Beautiful Mind
Molly: Josh Brolin is cheating on Diane Lane
so mad @ him!
Me: he beating on her 2
In a few years, I’ll look back at the early summer of 2009 with pride and think, “that’s the summer I taught the dog to high-five.”
Polarizing Topics
1. Blind Items
I hate blind items. I picture the people who write them living in squalor, chewing on a splintering toothpick, and drinking the cheapest gin imaginable out of a dirty mug. In my mind, they work on typewriters, which is their only redeeming characteristic.
2. Sudoku
Nope. But I know that the train ride goes faster for you than for I, Mr. Pencils.
3. Musical genres: metal, top 40,...
My Least Favorite Songs of the 90's
Joan Osbourne, “What If God Was One of Us”
Dishwalla, “Counting Blue Cars”
Jennifer Lopez, “Waiting For Tonight”
White Zombie, “More Human Than Human”*
*One time I was bitten by a black widow spider while hypnotized. This is a true story. The wound was not serious, and the folks over at UCLA Hospital told me that there’s a variety of...
Spiritual Grubbiness
Saw Crumb last night. Found that the Crumb bros. were at the bottom of my list of people I’d like to have over for dinner. In particular: Maxon. Charles, inexplicably, was my favorite; he wouldn’t wear his teeth and he seemed the most honest, the most relatable. Robert was functional, but there was something unsettling about that when I saw him in contrast to the other two (Maxon...
Yeah trade them up for a better friend/forget about them
– lyrics to a song I just caught Peter singing
What Was For Dinner?
brianvan:
tessipes:
These
Avocado Sushi
My god…
Alison, come over and help me make these…
Anyone, really. I know a bunch of NYC food addicts read this. You have to come over and help with this sometime. I’ve got the space + tools to make them.
If any of you are curious, I found this to be the easiest potsticker recipe I’ve attempted. Making your own dough/wrappers was a pain, but...