May 2009
You know when I realized I was like Tony Soprano? When Eight Belles had to be put down and I reacted with the same furious anger that Tony had after the demise of Pie-Oh-My.
I rode (and competed a couple of times — Pony Club, holla!) for eight years. I had a horse named Eddie. She was this regal, gorgeous chestnut mare with a blaze and socks. We brought her to California, from...
I’m about to get a P.O. box so I can finally receive all your freebies. Freebie-senders, take note: I AM NOW ACCEPTING YOUR FREE THINGS. I know, you’re thrilled.
“In a crisis, the ability to simultaneously communicate with all our friends (and...”
– Emily Gould
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(via tylercoates)
April 2009
DO NOT
RUIN THE IDOL RESULTS FOR ME.
SERIOUSLY.
SOMEONE ALMOST DID. JUST NOW. I WANT THEM INCARCERATED. DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE, PEOPLE. DO NOT RUIN IDOL FOR EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET.
Breakdown Of The Day [Robotics Club?]
Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note ADULTS WHO HAD HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE IN HIGH SCHOOL Featured Male or Female / 28 to 70 / All Ethnicities Top-tier TV production company with many hit network shows is searching for people who can’t let go of their High School years. Were you one of those kids in school who was stuffed in their locker, who sat alone at lunch,...
What Is Luxury?
A joint rolled in parma ham.
A license plate embossed with diamonds.
A carbonated shower spray.
A miracle fruit gumball machine.
The Mamas And The Papas — Creeque Alley
Oliver is by far my favorite patient on In Treatment this season. I’d adopt that kid in a New York minute.
Haiku For Porto's Meat Pies
Puff pastry enrobes
Inside: some meat filling, season’d
This is why you’re fat
How are you!! Yeah, how are you!!
counterforce:
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Twilight With Cheeseburgers on Perez Hilton →
dirtypreston:
atencio:
We’ve also been featured on Entertainment Weekly’s Popwatch, Slashfilm, and the front page of Buzzfeed. The best comments, however, are on the official New Moon fansite (some of the tweens think my Edward sparkles are better than the ones in the movie, which is gratifying because they were a total bitch to make). If you haven’t watched it yet, now’s the time.
Support the...
Jens Lekman — Maple Leaves (EP version)
Billy Bragg & Wilco — California Stars
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Why, thank you Boner Party.
"Diva Arms"
See:
Madonna
Angelina Jolie
SJP
Biggest Loser trainer Bob Harper
THE THINGS THEY PUT CHARLOTTE THRU
I just saw the Sex and the City movie:
me: oh my god. why did you not tell me how bad the satc movie is Molly: oh god I know because I just saw it me: oh my god Molly: and was still i shock like i knew it was bad but jesus
Dramarama — Last Cigarette
5 days without...
Puzzling: why do animals have food preferences? How can they be so snobby? One cat likes turkey. He also likes chicken. The other cat hates these things and only eats tuna. They both eat butter, but only cold butter. The dog likes fries from In N Out, but not McDonald’s. She likes broccoli, but only steamed.
It’s like, you guys eat gravel-like food pellets out of a sometimes...
OG
Very much worth noting that the original recommendation for Bay Cities and their sultan of sandwiches (the godmother) came from Michael Orell. In March, he wrote:
“So Tess, sunshine, LA porch-layabout, if you have yet to experience a Bay Cities sandwich I couldn’t recommend anything more. Ever. Their sandwiches are what Angels must taste like.”
He’s charming. I’m...
Latyrx — Lady Don’t Tek No
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fightwithknives:
Jonathan Richman - “That Summer...
Dear Zyrtec
Dear Zyrtec,
I used to take Claritin D, but then I got paranoid that whenever I bought it the pharmacist at CVS was thinking, “Oh, this girl is about to make meth in her basement. Look at her red eyes and frazzled demeanor.” No matter that she probably just noticed that I had hay fever; every time I write my address down in their Meth Log and hand my driver’s license over I...
The blackout years and a sub-generation of...
southtwelfth:
The photo of myself in Pittsburgh from yesterday came unexpectedly in an email from my friend Tom, who was holding the camera and on whose roof I was standing. He lives in California now and was responsibly for snapping the documentation from my first In-N-Out burgers.
There aren’t many photos from this time of me. I’m guessing there’s probably less than two dozen between 1998 and...
