March 2009
Molly: didn’t you pick up a demo guy once
Molly: at Citywalk
Molly: who...
– Don’t hate the 9th grade playa. Hate the Universal Citywalk.
Can Blogging Make You Happier? →
silentsigh:
“According to researchers in Taiwan, the answer is ‘Yes.’
The researchers found support for deeper self-disclosure from bloggers resulting in a range of better social connections. These included things such as a sense of greater social integration, which is how connected we feel to society and our own community of friends and others; an increase in social bonding (our tightly knit,...
February 2009
Saturday morning class: do I shower, thus upping my chances of staying awake/being able to respond when spoken to/not being disgusting? Or do I dare disturb the Universe and go in pajamas?
What on earth happened to my Tumblr traffic today? Mom? Is that you?
I don’t care what you say about Uggs. My feet wore kittens all night and yours hurt. Who wins now!? I win, even though I looked like a one-year-old bear.
Sample Sale at The Circle in Silverlake
Saturday 12-7
Sunday 12-6
with a raffle and local wine.
(sigh)
Unfortunately, God is saying I should buy another dress.
Shame, Spanning Time
* Caught in pajamas at unacceptable time of the afternoon.
* Caught eating huge amounts of something disgusting directly out of serving container (extra points: late at night, early in the morning).
* Stoned in class, in front of unexpected visitor, at breakfast meeting.
* Saying a very warm hello to your friend, turns out not to be your friend.
* Car encrusted in filth. Have never washed...
Breakdown of the Day
Note: Steven Tyler types are different than Gwen Stefani types. But who has time to be specific?
Rate/Compensation: paid gigs, major label interest, shows with camp Freddy featuring Dave Navarro, Matt Sorum of Velvet Revolver and Guns n Roses managing. Reality show interest. Message: Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note Darling Stilettos Lead...
HIV-Infected Blood Sent To Obama, Saad Hussein... →
(via rillawafers)
This makes me saad.
Heads Up
So, I recently (yesterday) e-mailed the people who make Drank because I’ve been stalking them since last June (seriously. On Blogspot. Because this finger’s on the pulse) and am really wanting to try their relaxing soda. They’re (awesomely) sending me a press kit, and as Molly suggested over AIM last night at 3 AM, I intend to video-blog the experience and review the can of...
Bummersville
(via KTLA)
February 26, 2009
MOSCOW — He won the bet, but lost his life.
Police say 2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn’t keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon.
The prize, $4,300.
Tuganov took the bet and decided to boost his chances of winning by downing a bottle of Viagra.
It worked. He won the wager.
But just minutes later, the 28-year-old...
Poet's Corner
Helicopters in the sky
Panopticon a chicken thigh
Helicopters in the sky
Go by
Come to think of it, this This Recording list I did is a lot like GOOP. Whatever, though, I’m not sponosored by Tod’s or Uniqlo. I’m a free agent. Your argument is not valid.
Tyler Livechats "Cat Dancers"
Tyler: omg, three min into CAT DANCERS and it’s CRAZY Tyler: there’ve already been two wigs Tyler: ”we live in central florida. there are a lot of people with… sunburns… on their necks.”(silence.) Tyler: ”dancingly yours, joy.”oh my god. Tyler: did todd solonz write this?! Tyler: god, i wish he’d wear a shirt Tyler: that movie was fucked...
By the way, my parenting advice would probably land you with a child like Devendra Banhart, Divine, or Molly Ringwald’s character in The Breakfast Club. Depending on my mood. Corresponding moods, respectively:
1. “Don’t worry about washing. We can have a challenge to see who can go the longest without it. Winner gets to spread out on the subway, as no one will sit next to...
Parenting advice: there is something intrinsically offensive about it. I haven’t even had a kid, and I feel like I could probably BS my way through telling you how to do it. But for some reason, when Gwyneth Paltrow and friends decide to take it upon themselves to illuminate how to raise a child, it’s even more unwelcome.
I’m not really on the GOOP-hating bandwagon, mostly...
Across The Country, Rachel Is Able To Intuit My...
Rachel: did you watch top chef too? are you so sad?
Things The Kinks Write Songs About
mollylambert:
- tea
- toast
- nostalgia
- photography
- England
- the seasons
- Hollywood movies
- public parks
- clothing
- the Victorian era
- ape men
- transvestites
- friends they’ve not seen in a while
- the power of money, love
It seems like they should have caught The Grim Sleeper by now. Because it’s been 24 years, and everything.
Last Meals
You’re on death row. What’s your last meal?
Mine, to which I’ve given a lot of thought, but perhaps not even enough:
1. Gyoza from Japonica
2. Spicy seafood pasta from Al Forno
3. Lobster roll from a stand in Orleans, MA
4. A Red Rooster bacon cheeseburger with a side of Meeting St. dijon pasta salad and Pommes Frites fries
5. Magnolia Bakery’s banana pudding
Great article on Curbed:
As you might have heard by now, yesterday San Francisco-based Assemblyman Tom Ammiano proposed AB 390, a motion to legalize and tax marijuana in California (like alcohol, it would be available to only those 21 and older), and a move that could bring in $1 billion in tax revenue to our broken, drought-starved state, according to experts. Via the SF Examiner: “The...