February 2009
soupsoup:
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Oh hell yes. Solitary 3.0 is on demand now.
Norman Greenbaum — Spirit In The Sky
January 2009
so. early.
so many. brainpains.
Why I love Wife Swap so much, and what it has taught me:
a) it makes me understand why people who are not liberal hate liberals.
b) it makes me glad to have worked at the mall.
c) important lessons: let your kids have fun, make them clean up their toys, and don’t be an asshole to them.
d) it makes me appreicate my parents, who neither made me eat raw food/brush my teeth with clay nor...
Wife Swap Dramatic Quotes
Shame on you, Renee.
How did you feel after that “nature walk?”
Did you feel very naturous?
You don’t even know what nature is, Renee.
All you had to do was walk out in the garden,
Stupid.
What Was For Dinner?
Taquitos to the max.
Billy Bragg — Jeane (Smiths cover)
I love Bridget Moloney and I love her HuffPost articles too.
I'm a little weirded out...
cackipants:
aliexplainsitall:
by this story of the octuplets.
Ok, so let me get this straight. She’s a single mother with six kids of her own and she lives with her parents and she’s just had eight more kids? (guess i’m not doing half bad for myself?!? I kid, I kid.)
So I was reading some articles and they posted pics of the house they live in and it’s not enormous… I mean for a family of...
ohspit:
aja: Elliott Smith - Miss Misery
The "Let's Get Tess Lynch, Yum Watch, &, Max...
skeetonmischa:
Before I retreat to the Overlook Hotel that has become my mind over the last few weeks, I must call upon you, the reader, the Tumblr faithful, the people who are reading on Google Reader and so on and so on to help me out especially if you live in Southern California. Thanks in part to three rather excellent bloggers: Tess Lynch, Yum Watch (aka LAist’s Carrie Meathrell) and Max...
Fantasy
I finish the manuscript. The editor calls. “You can’t name the protagonist Norm MacFielings,” he says. “Bob,” I say, “the name stays.” “Lynch, you’re a tough nut to crack. I’ll see what I can do.” “
walpaper:
Yellow Ledbetter Pearl Jam
SP says,...
Tweet
I has one now.
wasted-efforts:
Sleepy Jackson - Rain Falls for...
LA County Murders. Not the best bedtime read, though.
Octuplet Mom May Have Already Had 6 Kids →
reduxfilms:
Outside the family’s home, bikes and toddler toys were scattered across the front yard. Neighbors told ABC News that the woman is a single mother in her thirties who already has six other children. It appears the family will live in a three-bedroom house bursting with babies when the octuplets are released from the hospital in an estimated two months.
An 87-year-old woman who lives...
Scent of a Woman
Just returned from audition during which I was required to sing and dance about vaginas. Prop was a lawnmower. Off to kill myself now.
Simpsons' Executive Producer Responds to SciTi...
““This is not authorized by us,” said “Simpsons” executive producer Al Jean. “‘The Simpsons’ does not, and never has, endorsed any religion, philosophy or system of beliefs any more profound than Butterfinger bars.” (Okay, it’s not Jean’s wittiest line).
The move is not only unauthorized, of course, but almost certainly violates...
According to TIME, the publishing world is not... →
hydeordie:
just changing.
Is this similar or different from “I’m not angry, just disappointed?
bmichael:
Talking Heads - Girls Want To Be With...
Willie Nelson — Georgia On My Mind
bebelestrange:
trixietreats:
Handsome Boy...
Auditions Gone Awry
Re: Molls’ post:
Been there.
Last year I had a big-deal audition in Malibu. It was a callback for a movie, my initial reading had gone well, and this time I’d be taped and the producers would be there. Fear + intense fog + unbearable traffic = me calling my agent in total panic from PCH to tell him I’d be late. Agents usually say something terse and scary like, “Just...
Elvis Costello — Every Day I Write The...
My Life Would Suck Without U
Molly: Kelly Clarkson is the musical Pam Beasley
Tess: Pam from The Office?
Molly: bc also they both worked with Steve Carell.
Molly: In 40 Y.O. Virgin, when he yells KELLY CLARKSON
Tess: we both know that's a stretch
Tess: but they have a similar vibe, also known as
Tess: "relatable because they eat ice cream and have longings"
Molly: exactlyyyy. Bridget Jonesy