See you’re high and lonesome Try & try...
I'm sorry, but this needs to be discussed openly...
raptoravatar: Frighteningly plausible. Hoping MSM at least shakes the proverbial tree. via cajunboy: Daily Kos lays down a pretty compelling argument that Sarah Palin’s covering up the fact that her 16 year old daughter, not her, gave birth four months ago to her most recent child.
fall reading list
J.G. Ballard — Super-Cannes “Eden-Olympia is more than just a multinational business park, it is a virtual city-state in itself, built for the most elite high-tech industries. Isolated and secure, the residents lack nothing. Yet one day a doctor at the clinic goes on a suicidal shooting spree. (etc)” Cormac McCarthy — The Road [even though I think trying to read Cormac...
I have been wearing onesie pajamas for this entire day (n.b. I am wearing the summer variety which is more of a romper, if you’re a pajama connoisseur — no feet). Why are these things so fucking comfortable? I feel like Mother should be fixing me up some graham crackers. I can’t wait to drink cocktails and chain-smoke in this thing.
steve harley — make me smile
Mascara: there must be some other way.
everybodycares: One of the most wonderful things about having a 19 month old daughter at home, and getting to spend an entire day with her (i stay home from work and take care of her on Thursdays), is getting the chance to watch a rapidly developing and enormously curious brain up close. That, and she’s been calling me “buddy” all day, because she think it’s funny. When I finished doing her...
I'm really upset →
thisrecording: by all the people who didn’t tell me that Temptation Island was on Hulu. This shit was the Alize of reality television. Alex must not read my blog, The Emperor of Ice Cream. CAUGHT!
Another reason not to blog about your sex life. →
tylercoates: You can’t help but outing your anonymous Tumblr boyfriend as the slightly misogynist PWK, right? He argues that people on Tumblr have been giving him crap about everything and anything lately (which, to be fair, is true) and he doesn’t want to give them any more ammunition, basically. He lives in Astoria, right? He texted me after he went to work asking me to scrub all...
Tyler: office jobs are like the american office.
me: so well-put
Tyler: except that the receptionists are never pretty women who wear not-makeup
The youngest Obama daughter is annoying the hell...
fightwithknives: Faye Dunaway is my (everybody’s?) fall fashion inspiration. Shoulda done this last year.
Japanese create stem cells from wisdom teeth →
Biden a bummer for Obama burnouts →
chuckmore: Earlier this week, in an interview with the Washington Post, Tommy Chong was asked what the average citizen can do to further the cause of decriminalization. “Check out the people you’re voting for,” Chong replied. “For instance, Joseph Biden comes off as a liberal Democrat, but he’s the one who authored the bill that put me in jail. He wrote the law against shipping drug...
Anxious Party Hopes to Show Strong Obama -... →
angst angst everywhere
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood... →
the “ass bra”
Today we saw a house. It’s not the one we loved on Beachwood, but it’s cute. It would be nice to have a den. Advice to you all: don’t ever move. All you need’s a place to hang your hat and a floor that won’t get stained when your pets throw up grass all over it. I don’t mean grass like weed, I mean grass from your lawn. The lawn you don’t use for...
ohnotheydidnt: interview magazine interview w/... →
thank you molly. you know i love this bitch.
ways to procrastinate: eat in n’ out burger UN animal-style and then spend 2 hours thinking, which is better? which is better? which do I like more? which is more complex? which is more delicious? watch montel, today’s episode featured a man who was disfigured in a bus accident. decide animal style burger is inferior. split end hunting watch every single youtube...
From the friendly people who brought you pet rocks...
bunkercomplex: fatmanatee: Blueprint Cleanse! You pay us NOT to eat! “Fit back into your skinny jeans!” *Small print: For about 2 days because you’re obviously going to go back to your poor eating habits. Then you’re effed. And you just lost $455. Loser.*