Oh cool! Another person I know just got engaged! And another vodka soda just got poured down my throat!
Talking Heads — Girlfriend is Better
6od: I have no plans tonight. I think I’m just gonna go up to the Hollywood sign with a bottle of champagne and sit and drink. Yeah, so far that sounds better than anything else… I am seeing my friend’s band. They sing about whiskey.
I Said Tessipes And I Meant Tessipes
Crispy Roasted Asparagus SimplyRecipe’s Creamy Polenta (this is me vouching so hard for this one: VOUUUUCHING) Ideally, pair the polenta with Daniel Boulud’s totally awesome short ribs (and skip the celery duo for some butternut squash) If you feel like chicken 2nite, like chicken 2nite: Roasted chicken breasts OR The best, easiest roast chicken that will convert you forever,...
Dear Trainwrecks, Thank you for recommending Chantix. Unfortunately, I like to *watch* David Cronenberg movies, not live them. I know a lot of people don’t experience a “paranoid sense that [they]’d just been psychically raped by a household appliance,” but now that I’ve read The Internet Scaries, I am sure I would be in the special 10% of the population who would be...
A DUI field guide
karion: First, as a preliminary matter, don’t drink and drive. Just don’t. The cab fare you think you are saving is a fraction of the statutory minimum penalties and court fees that are imposed, even if you plead down to a lesser offense. In my state, even with a plea down to negligent driving or lower, you still have at least $1500 in mandatory fees, and you are in a system that is nearly...
Tonight I made chicken piccata. It’s super-easy, requires lots of butter, and is totally rad. Chicken Piccata (serves 4) 4 good-sized chicken cutlets 1/2 cup flour, for dredging 1/4 stick butter 2 tsp olive oil 1 tsp chopped parsley 1 clove garlic Splash of dry white wine Juice of 1-2 lemons 1/2 cup chicken broth 1 tsp capers, or more to taste Salt and pepper In a large...
Video: Andy Warhol Interviews A Stoned Steven... →
atencio: Yeah, as if I really need a description to get you to watch this.
I really like Jonah Hill. He’s more like Jonah Chill.
youngmanhattanite: When Jewish teen magazines run anti-pot scare stories, mashiach must be very far away. And $200/week? Is that the going rate, Katie? “After this experience, it didn’t take long for me to realize that most of the stereotypes associated with marijuana were true. I didn’t think I “got high” that first time and was therefore quite keen on doing it again. There was no longer...
Herman’s Hermits — No Milk Today #1....
A Conversation About The Movie Grand Tourismo
lieslieslies: indieandyy: ryanpurtill: Dom: I saw it the other night, it is amazing Eastwood is just like a racist old grandpa who throws out a bunch of slurs and beats up on minorities. Me: Damn how come people are not protesting and calling it racist? Dom: Well he rips on everyone: Asians, Mexicans Blacks..so its not really racist. Me: Making fun of all minorities doesnt make you less...
bebelestrange: iamkb: bebelestrange: tumblretiquette, please inform tumblrs that it’s not OK to post photos of their shlongs. thanks. hey it’s tumblr, i think anything goes, i see so much NSFW content on here it’s not even funny, tits and cocks all day long, not that i post this kind of stuff personally or condone it exclusively but if you don’t like what someone is posting you’ve always got...
I cannot recommend The Week highly enough.
Daily Dose of New Releases
stopwhispering: poortaste: All Torrents The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Wrestler Burn After Reading Disaster Movie What is a .Torrent and How do I download it? I…I love you? And I’ve run out of hard drive space. AIGHT
ladynasty: Phoenix- Too Young The perfect song...
“Timmy, where’s Lassie? What’s that? She’s in the well?”
I've Decided To Win The Lottery
Math! That’s the secret! I knew there had to be an answer, somewhere. Thank you, this article. Now I need to get these professors on gchat to tell me what numbers to pick. It’s in the bag! “MOST of us believe winning lotto is down to the luck of the draw. But a syndicate of university professors and tutors in Britain thought it could also be related to the principles of...
Sometimes, bummers happen. The best way to deal with a bummer is to throw yourself a burger party and draw pictures of dinosaurs until 2 AM.
Once, Facebook was a place to see how drunk y’all were getting and what stupid things you did. Now it’s all your babies and husbands. It is like watching the Sopranos on A&E.
bros. johnson — strawberry letter 23
how do I like my fries? DRIZZLED IN PORK FAT. If I have to move into another house, I will drizzle myself in pork fat just because I DO WHAT I WANT.
this is very, very good.
What is the opposite of a boner?
I got one.
When I am homeless, I will be Tumbling in the glow of my beautiful grill somewhere on skid row.
Why is our house being foreclosed on? And why won’t the county courthouse pick up the GODDAMN PHONE? EDIT: I RENT THIS THING